Saturday, January 7, 2017

MMFF 2016 ROUNDUP

The 42nd Metro Manila Film Festival ends today, January 7. Well, supposedly. It was extended until January 10 because the demand is that high. And honestly, after years of the Same Old Shit, it isn’t surprising. Much has been said about this MMFF renaissance and I would only like to reiterate the essence of it: it should have always been about cinema that intends to make the audienceFilipinos, first and foremostraise the discourse regarding art, and in turn, critique life vis à vis the silver screen. This was the core during its inception in 1975, and it should still be that way today.

Thus, this will be a quick roundup of MMFF 2016. But before that, I would just like to say that Tito Sotto is a walking piece of garbage who wastes the taxpayers’ money. (Context: here.) He is *insert negative adjective here* (but my 3 personal picks are: useless, stupid, and pathetic).

Background: Admittedly, this was only the 2nd year that I have participated in the MMFF. The first time was in 2015, when I watched Honor Thy Father. (But then again, it’s not often that I watch movies on the big screen anyway.) HOWEVER!! I am proud to say that I watched all 8 films!!!! On December 27, 28, and 29, I watched 2 movies each. IT WAS EXHAUSTING TBH. I DON’T KNOW HOW FILBURT DEE DOES IT BUT WHEW. I then watched the last 2 films last January 3. It was also nice that Mina Esguerra had a nice promo so yay I got free e-books! So yeah, there it is!

This is my ranking of the MMFF 2016 films:
4. Oro

Taken from Cinema Bravo

Sunday Beauty Queen deserves its Best Picture title. Period. This groundbreaking documentary presents the classic tale of the OFW but it’s made more interesting because it focuses on the fabulous niche of the Hong Kong workers who relieve a week’s worth of work by holding beauty pageants. The beauty pageant is an inseparable part of Filipino pop cultureone famous quip says that the crime rate in the Philippines is zero during two events: a Manny Pacquiao fight (yuck) and a Miss Universe competitionand it is brought to a foreign land where Filipinos have to struggle with many issues such as homesickness, unreasonable labor policies, shelter, etc. The premise itself drips with melodrama, and sure enough, it made me shed a few tears, but the movie is still genuinely full of heart.

It’s a 10/10 for me, in spite of the fact that, unlike most documentaries, the narrative between the stories was not that tight. In its defense, I would argue that each of the stories of the OFWs is different from one another. IIRC the focus was only on 5 people, but there were thousands in the backgroundliving, breathing fellow natives who have their own 6 days’ worth of problems that they shrug off their backs come Sunday beauty pageant time. It’s a must-see not just because of its cultural relevance (I am noting again that I actually liked its editing) but because this is the larger picture that most of us will probably never get to see nor experience, and that is an exposition that is both humbling and eye-opening.

Die Beautiful is another film about byukons (beauty contests). The film is lacking in terms of its narrative and its discourse, but the identity it presents is sometimes overwhelming. Trisha Echeverria (Patrick who?) is a friend, a daughter, a sister, a mother, a victim, a friend, a woman. At certain points in the film, we see Trisha as one of these things, but we have to remember that she is all of these. That truth can be hard to digest (and honestly, the non-linear nature of the movie doesn’t help) but that’s why this story is fun to dissect. TBH I was confused about the chronology of the movie just before its ending, but everything made sense in the end anyway. I wasn’t satisfied though. But that's the point: the story has a lot of room for improvement, and the little details are important, like the fact that Trisha didn’t die of a sex-related disease or the pangs of single motherhood.

These two films are the most important ones in the festival because it is not often that we get to see women of colorcis and transas stars on the big screen. I am saying this not just because these cinematic stories exist, but also because they are done well and sensitively. This Rappler article mentions an anecdote about a taxi driver being disappointed that Die Beautiful wasn’t a “happy” movie. I’m sure he’s not alone, and I can’t blame them. These people have probably only seen the tropes of The Sissy (watch The Celluloid Closet for more informationit’s on YouTube) or The Gay Comedian in the movies, both one-dimensional sexless accessories, and the common parlorista in real life. But Die Beautiful breathes life into these often overlooked people, made powerful by career-defining performances from Paolo Ballesteros and Christian Bables. Trisha as an all-consuming, multifaceted person can be too much to handle at times, even to me, but this is a story worth telling, especially to people who may not even know that these people have a story in the first place, stories that go beyond the makeup, the swishing. This is important.

I’ll talk about Oro and Kabisera concurrently because I feel that the strengths of the former can be used as a reference to improve the latter. I believe Kabisera is the first Nora Aunor-starrer that I have finished watching and I know that that’s an embarrassing thing to admit lol. (I never got around to finishing Himala and I remember being in and out of interest with Bona—but that was because I felt sleepy that day lol x2.) Anyway, both films are based on true events and both cases are still unresolved. However, animal abuse controversy aside, Oro successfully contains the story in scope. While Alvin Yapan paints the film with not-too-subtle strokes, it has a focused narrative. Kabisera, on the other hand, is longtoo long, in factand yet it doesn’t feel complete nor satisfying. Oggs Cruz describes it as “severely underwritten” and you can just read his review here. No one can argue against the timeliness and relevance of both films, but Yapan makes Oro the superior one because, as per the opening shot, the risks and stakes are clearly presented.

With Ang Babae sa Septic Tank 2: #ForeverIsNotEnough, where do I even start? It’s weak. The comedy is too uninspired. I laughed like only 5 times for the entire duration of the movie. Compared to the first movie, this sequel is laced with drama, with Kean Cipriano’s character having a subplot, which didn’t get me invested AT ALL. Like, I honestly couldn’t care less what happened with his story???? GOD. Focusing on the comedy would’ve been a safer bet but no, things always get bloated in sequels! But anyhow, Khalil Ramos should have gotten a Best Supporting Actor nod for his performance here. LMAO.

Next, I think everyone can agree that Saving Sally’s visuals are its saving grace (hehe). The different styles of animation here are awesome. But many aspects of the story don’t mix well together. Why is 90% of the movie in English? (I know the reason is because of the producers’ intent for a general release but a suitable excuse could have been integrated into the story tbh.) For example, Marty and Sally could have been speaking to each other in English because, similar to Marty’s perception of society being infested with monsters, it is their only way to cope with this dark, dark world. I have no doubt that the captivating visuals will hold up in the future, but the story? It is obvious that with the 11-year production time, the story did not age well. Sad, because the leads were actually charming. I just wish the story was just as compelling as its images.

With Seklusyon, the premise is interesting enough to be told. It feels like the mediocre horror film that is churned out on a monthly basis, but under Erik Matti’s masterful direction, it turns out to be artistically substantial as well. The actors portraying the isolated priests could do a bit more workshop though haha. On the contrary, the Phoebe Walker and Rhed Bustamante tandem is a highlight. The story is straightforward enough; there is not much to be gained from watching this movie for it however, except for the “beware of false prophets in sheep’s clothing” aspect. That’s all??? I feel like this would have been more effective as a long short film (the kind of horror short that lasts around 20 minutes).

Last but definitely not the least, Vince and Kath and James was a surprising favorite for me. The landian would sometimes cause me to make my eyes roll, but for the most part, the chemistry between Joshua Garcia and Julia Barretto is palpable. The most commendable thing about this movie is that all three characters of the love triangle are fully realized: flawed, all with their respective desires and goals, given redemptive moments. Sure, the film is far from flawless. It is sometimes weighed down by rom-com clichés. Comediesromantic and otherwisetend to fall apart in the second act either because of the melodrama (let’s become serious, everybody! there has to be a plot! closures!) or the chaos (unnecessary cameos! unrealistic scenes! grand gestures! Everything Is Mayhem!), or both. However, the second half of Vince and Kath and James is an experience to behold, especially with Vince’s tearjerker scenes with his mom, anchored by a memorable visceral performance by Joshua Garcia. There is a huge blemish in the ending with regard to the “Mahal kita” thing (YOU COULD HAVE ADDED 4 MORE WORDS???) but overall, it’s a fun-filled movie. It’s youthful, silly, hilariousall qualities of which do not go overboardeverything that a great romantic comedy should be.

So there. Another wonderful film festival ending (sort of)! An interesting aspect is that the productions of mainstream companies, Vince and Kath and James and Die Beautifulby Star Cinema and Regal Entertainment, respectively, were two of the festival’s highlights, while a couple of the “indie” movies were disappointing. For the latter film, I DON’T GET IT. I saw Mother Lily’s name as one of the producers of Die Beautiful! Why are you fooling us with your capitalist tactics disguised as victim complex?????? (Context: here.) Disgusting. Anyway, this dichotomy is getting more and more absurd tbh. Not all “indie” movies are good and not all “mainstream” movies are bad.

Anyway, support, support, support! I am absolutely sure that Philippine cinema will just keep getting better and more ambitious from this point onward, and not even the likes of Mocha Uson can stop it. Cheers to a brighter local cinema!

P.S. Don't take this review so seriously. It's still your call. After all, what do I know? I'm just a viewer.

Saturday, December 31, 2016

2016: TOP 20 SONGS

DISCLAIMER: I did not choose a song from an album that I have already mentioned in my previous post in order to keep it #diverse and more fun (for me at least hehe). Tbh if I allowed myself to do that, my SOTY would be Chance the Rapper's "Finish Line/Drown." 

SOMEDAY, WE'LL ALL BE FREE!!!!

20. Prism – SHINee


Me?? Listening to K-pop???? Yes. I, too, am surprised. My Twitter timeline was raving on SHINee's new album and so I decided to give it a go. This album opener is an irresistible bop even though I understand none of it.

19. Dahil Sa 'Yo – Iñigo Pascual


K-pop and then Iñigo Pascual???? You must be thinking I don't have good taste in music (and you're probably right jk) BUT HEAR ME OUT OKAY. This song is insanely catchy and you should also try listening to it. Just don't mind the hilarious choreography in the music video.

18. monsoon 
– Hippo Campus


My top band discovery this year. The context of the song is also a recurring feeling in my life, and that feeling peaked this year. While this #relatability may have pushed me to place this at a higher position, the lyrics are slightly pretentious tbh haha but the sentimental music makes up for it anyway.

17. False Alarm – The Weeknd


I haven't finished listening to it yet but Starboy is a mess. A very, very long one. This track is a standout for me because, well, I just like it when singers do vocal tantrums.

16. Hey Crush – Joshua Garcia


If I'm going to be completely honest about it, I find the vocals horrible. I didn't even get halfway through it when I first listened to it. Admittedly, I only liked it after watching Vince and Kath and James. Joshua's skills lie in his charm, not in his singing, as displayed well by his moving performance in the movie. The song is compact: like with all good pop songs, every second counts. It perfectly works as an uber-cheesy public serenade and nothing could be more youthful than that.

15. Crave – Pharrell Williams


I thank the budget version of Skins (i.e. Skam) for introducing me to this song. I haven't fully Absorbed it yet so this is a last-minute addition to this list, but that retro scat-like singing is a plus for me. If you know me, then you know that I despise "Happy" by Pharrell. But this one? [100 emoji]

14. Sabi-Sabi – Kris Angelica


It looks like no one can stop Thyro Alfaro from writing jams one right after the other. Aside from the other Thyro-penned energetic earworm, this song represents his playful songwriting well. Kris Angelica shows off that Sarah G. spunk. R&B goodness right here.

Erratum: Apparently, this song was released in 2015???? Oops. UGH it's so annoying because the MV was only released in August 2016. Anyway, in this case, I would have to replace this song with "Vowels" by Capital Cities. Oh well.

13. What Do You Mean It's 1985? – TRONICBOX


Is it possible to improve upon the greatness of that ubiquitous Justin Bieber jam? CHVRCHΞS' attempt was nice. However, this 80s reworking, complete with the mellow intro and all that cheesiness, is the best one yet. With that electric guitar coming after that eargasmic saxophone solo, it's not that hard to imagine this song as the soundtrack to your parents' lovemaking sessions. (OR NOT. Don't... imagine that. Please.)

12. Versace on the Floor – Bruno Mars


Ladies and gentlemen, this right here is a Grade A baby-making anthem. Just do it. By "do," I mean listen to the song... not the other stuff.

11. The Governor – Nicolas Jaar


Tbh I only liked 2 songs from Jaar's debut LP. With his second album, this was the only song that I liked (I haven't listened to it enough though). Anyway, it's fun to listen to him Keeping Up with that urgent beat and then softening it in the latter half. As usual, Jaar's music isn't my cup of tea, but I have to commend the guy because he always knows how to keep you on your toes.


10. y e / / o w – Alyson


Not much to say here except for the fact that it’s a simple song: its chill atmosphere leads to a falsetto that’s adorable and playful. Oh, and I LIVE for that tempo change!! Its simplicity is its most attractive feature.


9. Wasting Time – Day Wave


This. This is the kind of synthpop that I really, really like. The hazy voice accompanied by the synthesizers is a match made in electronic heaven. The guitars make the sound whole and fuller, thus creating the perfect road trip anthem.


8. On Hold – The xx


Like what most people are saying, this is, for all intents and purposes, a Jamie xx track. But it's okay, really. If they are leaving their old sound behind (I read a YouTube comment that says they're "phone sex music" LOL) and transitioning into this more funky one, I'm all for it.


7. Tinatangi (feat. The Benjamins) – Cooky Chua & Bayang Barrios


This was my pick for this year’s PhilPop but it only won first runner-up. (On the other hand, “Di Na Muli” by Itchworms, my pick for first runner-up, won the competition, so Aal Izz Well.) Anyway, the folksy sound was very refreshing. I don’t mean to sound fetishistic but I hope this kind of music gets more recognition and a wider audience. It has a hint of nostalgia to it while having a timeless vibe as well.


6. Gravity Don’t Pull Me – Rostam


Hello, Rostam. I hate you for leaving Vampire Weekend, but I hate you more for making such a beautiful song. His vocals, as usual, take a little time to get used to; the pain grows on you. It just asks you to listen to it again and again, a static-like production at the background. Ironic, considering the title of the song. Always beautiful to hear a breakup be translated well into music.


5. ‘King Inang Bayan (feat. Reese Lansangan) – Abra


A shame that this song was released after the national elections, but nonetheless, Abra attacks from all sides, covers a lot of ground (SONA, Yolanda funds, the #BigasHindiBala issue, a seeming diss at Gloc-9, etc.), and leaves us all in awe. The song doesn’t seem to end, and by the time we get to his two-and-a-half-minutes final verse—that’s twice as long as normal rap verses are—we never want it to. Also, a refreshing appearance by the self-proclaimed Savior of Good Grammar.


4. Sin Rumbo – Arca


This is Arca at his most accessible since his time as a DJ/producer called Nuuro. Alejandro Ghersi rarely sings in his music but here we are with a full, almost normal song (but alas, it’s in Spanish, the translated lyrics of which are heartbreakingly exquisite). He Has The Range.


3. Shelter – Madeon and Porter Robinson


As you’ve probably noticed, glitchy synth/electro stuff is what I listen to the most. When I first listened to this song, I immediately knew I would love it. I have always been a fan of the insanely talented Madeon and this song introduced me to the sometimes great Porter Robinson. The lyrics also surprisingly hit hard: “Well, it’s a long way forward so trust in me/ I’ll give them shelter like you’ve done for me.” In the context of being a collaboration, it is like a way of giving back to the fans of both artists and I am extremely happy about that. However, the melody suggests something more somber and it almost made me tear up (even before the poignant video came out huhuhu).


2. Indak/Tayo (Up dharma Down x Peryodiko) [with Bryan Macaranas] – Yara


FACT: Up dharma Down’s “Indak” and Peryodiko’s “Tayo Lang ang May Alam” are two of the saddest songs in the world, and so doing a mashup of them should be illegal. This should not have been done in the first place but at the same time, I am thankful that this exists because only a great duet cover like this can express and cleanse a sadness this immense, albeit too cathartic.


1. Walang Hanggan – QuESt


Honestly, this song is… a lot to digest. It’s too much. I don’t know what to write about it. I can’t relate to it, nor do I want to. Let’s just leave it at that.

Sunday, December 18, 2016

2016: TOP 10 ALBUMS

FACT: I have listened to more albums this year than I have in my entire life.

I was (and still is huhu) a bum for a good chunk of this year and I also subscribed to Spotify Premium last month (thanks Manu!) so I was able to learn and rediscover great music. And what a year it was for music! From the unstoppable rise of streaming services to the exhaustingly trendy “surprise” drops from big names, 2016 was a terrible year in pretty much every aspect except for music.


DISCLAIMER: I have listened to probably less than 10% of the albums released this year. I have not yet heard some of the critical favorites such as The Life of Pablo, 22, A Million, Anti, We Got It from Here…Thank You 4 Your Service, and so much more. Really, the number of songs released each year seems to be getting bigger and bigger and doing a comprehensive Best-Of list is such a daunting task, so this one is extremely biased, more subjective than the usual.

Without further ado, these are my top 10 favorite albums of the year!

Oh, but before we get there (that "without further ado" was a lie sorry), I’ll list down a quick build-up to that list:

20. I Had a Dream That You Were Mine – Hamilton Leithauser + Rostam
19. Nothing’s Real – Shura
18. Moth – Chairlift
17. Lemonade – Beyoncé
16. blond – Frank Ocean
15. HOPELESSNESS – ANOHNI
14. 99.9% – KAYTRANADA
13. If You See Me, Say Yes – Flock of Dimes
12. Papunta Pabalik – Autotelic
11. Bonito Generation – Kero Kero Bonito


10. Roosevelt – Roosevelt


Truth be told, I was conflicted whether to place this album or Bonito Generation in the tenth spot, but this ultimately won because this is the ~chillest~ record of the year. And it’s also less annoying. 

(NOTE: I don’t find KKB annoying at all but I understand why some people would think so, especially because of their tongue-in-cheek lyrics and saccharine music.) 

Anyway, the laidback production conjures up a bayside imagery that is so surreal you can almost taste the salty air. It’s always amazing how a producer can be consistent with their project and do different flourishes to create the perfect relaxing ambience.

9. Farewell, Starlite – Francis and the Lights


This is synthesizer heaven. I really don’t have much to say about this album aside from the fact that it contains the experimental electronic sounds I like. Inventive and sincere, this succinct collection of 10 songs is a pop record that has the capability to breach Top 40 radio, but chooses not to do so.



It’s been a long wait, but mah bois are back and they more than delivered. I’m not too keen on the music videos (no surprise there), more so with the whole WWCOMMS concept, but the music has the fingerprints of Dan Smith all over it. Bastille has added trumpets to their repertoire, making them sound like ominous, bombastic arena rock, but with Dan’s amusing turn of phrase (and pronunciation), the record comes out as a pop-leaning work stitched with pop culture references.

7. Marion – Marion


A surprising pick for me (shout-out to my friend Toph for making me listen to her). It’s fun to hear how Marion plays with her voice—from diva howls to lovestruck croons—and switches up styles to keep the pace interesting. It’s accessible enough for a pop record, but genre-bending enough to distance Marion from her peers. “Unbound,” a song that features Morissette and Alex Gonzaga, is like 2016’s response to “Bang Bang.” Sure, Alex is no match for Nicki Minaj (I LOVE ALEX OKAY BACK OFF H8RS) but this team-up is one of the year’s must-hear collaborations. Like Gaga + Florence sang on Joanne, “Hey girl, we can make it easy if we lift each other.” Throughout the album though, Marion shows that she can just as easily stand on her own.

6. A Seat at the Table – Solange


Beyoncé who? This is an essential listen. Period. However, if you are not a black woman, always keep in mind that this record is not for you. That makes this album such a humbling experience. We are allowed to listen to a document about black womanhood. “If you don’t understand my record, you don’t understand me,” asserts rap legend Master P in “Interlude: For Us by Us.” Solange lets us peek inside her life as a woman of color; there are so many moments of reflection in the album that it presents more points of discussion than answers themselves. There arguably wasn’t a more urgent record in 2016 than this and yet Solange moves at a languid pace as she presents her ideas to and about black women, only them, but of course, we are free to join her at the table.

5. The Traveller – Jungle by Night


It’s always great when you’re stalking your celebrity crush casually surfing the web and then you serendipitously discover new music. This 9-piece ensemble from Amsterdam is like a professional street performer. I don’t know if that gives an accurate description of them but their image in my head is that they’re very amateurish and raw, but at the same time are able to hold an audience captive inside a formal auditorium. Their layered sounds, both earthly and contemporary, build up like an orchestra. Stand-out tracks “Kingfisher” and “Extortion” sound like classical music murdered then brought back to life.

4. Dangerous Woman (Japanese Edition) – Ariana Grande


CLARIFICATION: Imported albums in Japan are more expensive so they always have additional tracks in order to entice locals to buy them. Promotional single “Focus” is only included in the Japanese edition and it honestly frustrates me so much because that is NOT a disposable song at all lol.

Ariana’s third album showcases her Mariah Carey-esque voice—most notably in my favorites “Jason’s Song (Gave It Away)” and “Greedy”—as well as her knack for branching out to genres that accompany her transition to a dangerous woman and a mature pop star. This was the pop LP to beat this year.

3. American English – Tor Miller


Quite an anticlimactic record since half of the songs had already been released previously (shout-out again to my friend Manu for introducing me to him!), but a start-to-finish listen is still a wonderful experience, albeit sometimes alienating because this is a very American album after all, what with all the references to American iconography (Washington Square Park, Jeff Buckley, etc.). With an understated production, the album’s highlight is Tor’s voice. His control of his vibrato is remarkable, and it clearly shows when this studio version of “Headlights” pales against the live version. (This kind of comment should always be taken as a compliment tbh.) Anyway, out of the 7 “new” songs, the album closer “Stampede” is the clincher: a haunting piece that displays Tor’s poetic inclinations. This is a 70s tribute record certainly done right.

2. SEPT. 5TH – dvsn


Let’s get one thing straight: this album is about sex, and yet it respects the deed as an act of consummation and recreation. It never bloats it with unnecessary hypermasculine bravado or devalues it with cheap double entendres (hello Bruno Mars). With lyrics like “I could make it better if I could have sex with you” and “And I wanna know how you feel inside, and if imagination serves me right all night, tell me to go out, in, out, in, out, in,” the result is almost jarring especially when juxtaposed with Daniel Daley's serenading voice and Nineteen85’s subtle production. I don’t normally like R&B but wow, this is the type of music you can have casual sex with if it were a person and not have an awkward walk of shame the morning after. The interaction is that mature and healthy lmao

1. Coloring Book - Chance the Rapper


I am not a particularly religious person, but if there’s a year that I held on to my faith the most, it’d be 2016. I think we can all agree that it had been a very, very bad year, but this album gave me hope. (It's technically a mixtape but whatever.) I cannot relate to many of the experiences that Lil Chano spits (he is on FIRE in this album btw). This is a personal album after all. However, it never feels too intimate. Chance’s optimism is just infectious. His energy flows through a wide array of featured artists like Kanye, JBiebz, Noname, the Chicago Children's Choir, his cousin (harhar), etc. Also, the Grammys are just generally bad but look at his nominations!! This is history in-the-making. He doesn’t have a label and yet look at all the accolades that this album has been getting. [tumblr voice] I AM SO PROUD OF MY SON. Amen, forever and ever and ever.

Here are 10 honorable mentions:
a. All My Demons Greeting Me as a Friend - AURORA
b. de•re•al•i•za•tion – Alessandra de Rossi
c. Faraway Reach – Classixx
d. Joanne – Lady Gaga
e. Junk – M83
f. Love You to Death – Tegan and Sara
g. Matter – St. Lucia
h. Mind of Mine (Deluxe Edition) – ZAYN
i. Need Your Light – Ra Ra Riot
j. The Colour in Anything – James Blake

Addendum: Sing Street (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) – Various Artists

Here are 3 great EPs as well:
1. blisters – serpentwithfeet
2. E•MO•TION: Side B – Carly Rae Jepsen
3. Songs from Final Fantasy XV – Florence + the Machine

Wednesday, November 30, 2016

IN DEFENSE OF ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC

When folk virtuoso Bob Dylan (congrats on the Nobel Prize lol) “went electro” in 1965 at a concert, the audience booed him, the fans felt betrayed, and the critics condemned him. When Radiohead transitioned to an electronic sound at the turn of the millennium, the climate was more or less the same at first, but of course, Kid A is now retrospectively hailed as one of the greatest albums of all time. And speaking of “ALL TIME!!!!” when Kanye West used Auto-Tune to manipulate his music that showcased his vulnerable side in 808s & Heartbreak (2008), who would’ve thought that the hip hop landscape would forever be altered?

Electronic dance music is a misnomer. What is it, exactly? It’s music that is made with electronics that you can dance to. At least, that’d be the immediate perception of it, right? But that would be difficult to pinpoint. The consensus seems to be that EDM is a contemporary genre. However, the fusion of electronic music + dance music has lasted for a couple of decades now. Should we lump together Whitney Houston and Avicii? How about ABBA and Martin Garrix? We have been using electronics to produce and sound-engineer the music that we have had since we started learning how to perfect them, and that was before the acronym EDM was even coined.

The music of, say, FKA Twigs is heavily produced using technology and I can dance to it for all people care, but her fans would mob me the moment I classify her next to the likes of Diplo and Armin van Buuren. Rostam Batmanglij (formerly of Vampire Weekend) once shared the selfish and petty reason why he left the band: he insists that the band's third album Modern Vampires of the City (2013) is an electronic album and so his efforts as a producer are often neglected. The record is definitely hard not to dance to. But Vampire Weekend? An EDM act? ¡Qué horror!

If you look at a quick list of electronic music genres, you will learn that there are around 20— and some of them have those subgenres whose names sound like hallucinatory symptoms: ethereal wave, dream trance, witch house, liquid funk, space disco, etc. Some of those subgenres even have their own subgenres!

When we casually mention EDM, we actually refer to a specific kind of subgenre: big room (i.e. the “tugs tugs music”). I constantly hear—and have now accepted—the stereotype about it. A song with the four-to-the-floor beat that climbs, and thins, and as soon as the anticipation is ripe, and all corners are covered, and there is nowhere else for the music to diffuse to, the bass drops and the mindless sync-jumping (or humping?) of affluent “fuccbois” and “basic bitches” ensues. The introverts at the side are left thinking either “I shouldn’t have gone outside tonight” or “I need more alcohol, I’m too sober for this.”

American producer-cum-DJ Porter Robinson has repeated on different occasions about his intent to distance himself from this “mindless” kind of music. See one of these interviews below.


 

Robinson is a weeaboo at heart: he is obsessed with Japanese culture (his interest in EDM was kickstarted by Dance Dance Revolution after all) and it is apparent in his debut album Worlds (2014) with his use of Vocaloid software, Japanese lyrics and influences from video game soundtracks.

Worlds is an overhyped and pretentious mess, albeit sometimes great. Was it a 180-degree move from his past work? On a personal level, sure. All the tracks are original, the visuals specifically created for the Worlds live shows are lovely, and he even sang a bit on it. But was there a significant leap with this album from his past EPs? Not really.

Prior to its release, and even after, it was plagued with overly ambitious statements. There is this peculiar track that seems to encapsulate his EDM-is-not-art ideology called “Fellow Feeling.”


The mood is atmospheric at the beginning, and it is only at the 2-minute mark that the beat kicks in and a voice starts to talk about something vague, dripping with nostalgia. It then begs, “Now please, hear what I hear” and then the music descends to dubstep chaos that would make Skrillex proud. After this flurry of discordant sounds (or noises, if you will), the voice tells the listener, “Let me explain/ this ugliness, this cruelty, this repulsiveness/ it will all die out/ and now, I cry for all that is beautiful,” and then the song swells back to its vast and ethereal strings.

The “worlds” that Robinson creates through his music are beautiful, though some of them are shaky and uninspired. It’s funny that his close friend, the more humble Madeon, released the better debut album: Adventure (2015), and even the deluxe cuts are worth a listen. They collaborated this year with “Shelter” and poignant visuals aside, the song is a formidable EDM banger.

This dichotomy with EDM and art is ridiculous. Let’s expand that: this dichotomy with electronic music and traditional music is ridiculous. Going electronic, particularly when it’s danceable, is not selling out. And who cares if you're selling out if you're still producing good music? (I guess this argument is parallel with the great debate of rockism vs. poptimism.)

However, Robinson isn’t far off with his view on EDM. In 2013, Swedish duo Daleri made a mashup of 16 drops from the Top 100 chart of Beatport, arguably the biggest online network for EDM. The result is unsurprisingly laughable. The drops are interchangeable and lifeless when placed next to one another.



Take note that Robinson isn’t alone with this point of view. Deadmau5 hates dubstep, many producers resent DJ Mag’s annual, perpetually controversial Top 100 DJs list, every other person in this planet is condescending towards college boys dancing to this kind of music hoping to get laid, etc. I, too, hate 90% of EDM, but surely, it's not that different with other genres of music?

Big room is passé now. House music is gaining traction again. Trap and dancehall are creeping into pop music. EDM is returning to its more relaxed roots. The Chainsmokers’ 12-week run (3 months!!! oh my god!!!) at the top of the Billboard Hot 100 this year is extraordinary. The electronic breakdown is literally just the melody of its chorus. It’s lazy, but it gets the job done anyway. Even Calvin Harris, who was once king of the game with his Rihanna-collab “We Found Love,” is doing subtler approaches to his tracks nowadays.

(Note: I know I hate-tweet on “Closer” a lot but I actually listen to it now and then because lyrics notwithstanding, it’s actually an okay song. I also believe that “#SELFIE” is a GREAT satire of a song. EDM is surprising sometimes.)

While EDM still hasn’t taken its stereotype of being shallow “crowd-pleasers” (a reiteration: nothing is wrong about appealing to the masses) off its back, the genre—a big umbrella term, really—is becoming more and more diverse that it escapes easy categorizations.

On the other hand, I think the biggest offense regarding electronic music in general is the thought that it isn’t real music. A device plays the music for you. Everyone can become a producer or a songwriter, or both. And that’s as elitist as it gets. Don't even get me started on the term IDM! """Intelligent""" dance music my EDM-twerking derrière!

If you think this way, we can’t be friends tbh lol no but seriously, believing in this is ignoring its history. Early forms of disco and house music helped shaped the underground culture of marginalized sectors and identities. While the likes of Frankie Knuckles and Brian Eno (I dislike ambient music btw but I understand how this subgenre pioneered a whole new movement) will never reach the respected heights of, say, Rock and Roll Hall of Fame members only because the latter did not primarily tinker away on turntables and mixing consoles, the fact remains that electronic music has a rich history that should not be reduced unfairly to fodder for raves and music festivals. Besides, what's wrong with allowing people access to "instruments" they could not have afforded otherwise? Technology provides that, and even more.

Sure, many DJs are a sham. Check out this clip of David Guetta looking as confused and unexcited as the music he’s playing.


That’s a given. Another reason why I can’t take The Chainsmokers seriously. (I mean, aside from their deplorable interview in Billboard magazine.) When Drew Taggart explained how he had produced the drop in “Roses,” he said that he was only playing with some effects to see what could produce the best sound. I have no problem with accidental strokes of genius whatsoever but honestly, this whole thing with them being an electronic duo is a joke (the other member doesn’t even write/produce any of their songs!). Taggart isn’t the most technologically adept man in the industry and they might as well just play their songs from their laptops.

Anyway, for every Drew Taggart who is lost in this electronic frenzy and every Porter Robinson who further belittles EDM, there is a Madeon who shines brightly and lets their music speak for themselves.


Honestly, if that isn't real music made by a talented artist, then I don't know what to tell or show you. The music is still the same. It's the instruments, or lack thereof, that are changing.

LOL this post got really long. I would just like to point out that synthpop is the genre I most listen to and it overlaps with this topic so I just went off on this one. Just because the music is synthetic doesn’t mean the emotions have to be artificial as well. Give EDM a chance!! Hehe.